How would you like to be remembered?
Submitted by Paulha66.
I want to be remembered by the way that I die...lol....i noe it sounds weird but i'm totally serious....like in Titanic where Jack tells Rose that she's going to die an old lady asleep in her bed and not on that night where the boat sinks...well not me...i want to die in way that when people say my mom died that they have to tell this totally random, spontaneous story about how I died. like going skydiving and having problems with my parachute and a chick who hates me and sees me struggling comes and stabs me....or like im scuba diving with sharks on isla guadalupe and all of a sudden this 15 ft. monster comes out of nowhere and bites my head off...or like i'm walking down the street and i get attacked by this dog that has rabies so like everyone is watching and then on top of the bite some cholo comes and shoots me 15 times and like i bleed to death...i noe it sounds ridiculous...everyone tells me...but im like dead serious i want to die a horrible, painful death...lol
Ok so today at lunch i was BORED so Jocelyn, Erica, and I wanted to do something fun. So first it started out that we saw Jairo and I just so happened to have my history book with me so we decided to have story time. Well we sat in a circle and I told them all about the Civil War (you would've been proud of me Michael...lol) then we got bored so Erica has this ring that blows bubbles so she blew bubbles for me and Jocelyn and we were jumping in the air and eating them...yes we ate them...then our mouths tasted funny so we stopped...and we danced...Jocelyn and me have this special ballroom dance routine that we've perfected so we danced for a while and then that was tiring...then the teacher yelled at us for being weird it was funny...she said we were infecting the minds of the students of this fine school...lol right...so we wanted to show her how dorky we could be so then we were practicing our jumps for cheer and then Lauren and Alexis V. come and they want to play bubbles too so went back to the bubble thing...then I left and was hanging out with Carlos and Jocelyn taught Erica our routine and now she perfected it too...so then we showed Carlos our dance and he thought it was fantabulous and said I was a dork...then I explained to him the difference of being a weird dork and a fun to hang with dork...now he knows the uncomparable difference and will never get them confused again. It was fun!!!
Recently I have been babysitting a lot and there is this one little girl named Amy who is like AWESOME...but she listens good, shes like fun to hang with too...well shes learning how to read so right now shes reading a lot of Dr. Seuss books...omg i forget how fantabulous they are...I mean when I was little I loved them...his books made me laugh so much...I mean they're classic...Hop on Pop classic...it starts with a pup in a cup and moves to a mouse in a house. then you meet Pat who sits on all sorts of things like a hat, and a bat, and she almost sits on the cat...One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish fun to say...i mean in that book you are talking about fish...old fish, ugly fish, fat fish, and tall fish...our story moves along and we meet Ned in a bed, and Mike who has a bike, and then there's a Gox who loves his box, and a Ying that likes to sing...the ending is my favorite "Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." How awesome does that sound well that's only two of his masterpieces...some to name a few are Green Eggs and Ham, The Butter Battle Book, Horton Hears a Who, The Cat in the Hat, How the Grinch stole Christmas, and many others....if you are like me and have forgotten I strongly recommend that you remember because looking back at my childhood and remembering getting tongue-tied and all that put a huge smile on my face and I hope they can do the same for you.
What are the goofy nicknames you have for your pet? Bonus points for sharing a picture of him/her.
Submitted by Papi Chulo.
Ok...so this is Max...original huh...lol...but ya he's a Rottweiler and when he jumps up and gives you kisses he's exactly 5'10''..so yeah i guess you could say he's pretty big...ummm i call him lots of weird things... # 1 Baby Puppy...he's not a puppy or a baby but ya... # 2 Maxamillion idk why ... # 3 Rainbow Hunter... because he's always looking for something in the backyard that he can't find ahem like a rainbow:] ...lol... # 4 Geese and Boots... when we go to Big Bear and bring him he has these like booties he wears so he doesn't get snow in his paws and he hates them because they make him walk funny (the geese part) ... # 5 Copperplop... beacause when he was little every time he heard a police siren he would go crazy and run around tripping over himself so copper- like cops and plop-like kerplop...but ya i love my baby...
Ok so last friday was Greaser Day at my school(if you can't already tell by what we're wearing) ...but it was and I think Josh, Jocelyn and me looked the best hands down(oh ya... can't forget Michael looked awesome too) but I think welooked like so cool...i mean just look at us...it's enough to make you SMILE!!!!! haha... i love this picture...
Today was 6th grade orientation...thats where Ujh shows incoming 7th graders what Ujh is all about...rules...that sort of thing. Well Jocelyn, Mayquelin, and me were in Mr. Vega and Mrs. Guerrero's group and let me tell you there were some bratty kids in there. We were supposed to make sure they stayed in a line and so when the three of us told them to get in a line they were like, "I don't have to listen to you." Then they like kept giving us dirty looks so we were like all annoyed because we couldn't say anything to them. Then when we started talking about dress code and this one girl had on some short little booty shorts and a spaghetti strap shirt so we used her as an example of a major dress code...and she looked at us rolled her ugly little eyes and called us the b word...ooh i wanted to say something SOOO BAD!!!! But I had to set a good example...anywayzzz at the end of the tour we were talking to Mr. Vega about how annoying they were how they thought they were all bad...and then he laughed and said, "Now you know how I feel." So if you think about it Mr. Vega is almost always making a funny (sarcastic) comment and he always appears to be in a good mood, even if he isn't...I mean think about all the attitude teachers have to deal with...it's amazing what they'll put up with... so i just wanted to point out Mr. Vega's smiles to everyone...lol
lol...kinda reminds me of Mr. Vega...look hes a health nut too
k so if you don't already know i have two younger sisters...i love them...even though they can sometimes get under my skin & be super annoying they're still my best friends....im the oldest but then next is Julianna, shes in 7th grade and shes 12...and then my baby sis Marrissa is in 5th grade and is turning 11 on the 24th of may...we fight alot...sometimes we fight just for fun...but then usually we get over it...they're always there for me even when jocelyn can't(haha)...and (sorry jo) but sometimes they can be more understanding than a friend would...they know me better than anyone else and they know when something is bothering me... we have so much fun together... i love them to death<3



Me n Marrissa Me n Julianna Julianna n Marrissa


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Haha...they make me SMILE!!!so today think about someone or something that makes you SMILE!!!....then hold on to that SMILE!!! and save it for later when you may really need it....
Omg....Nick Jonas...aka mr. studmuffin...not only is he a great musician but he has a great face....whew... if you already don't know him and his brothers Joe & Kevin make up the incredible jo bros....o yeah... if you are looking at this don't look too close because I don't want you to fall in love with him because he's mine...unless of course jocelyn you get him first....haha...he also has a great personality & once I meet him i'll only be able to confirm that statement....I can't wait..he has lots of great qualities includng a great sense of humor....him and his brothers make these videos when they're on tour....this one's my favorite....check it out....ok well ya... he puts a HUGE SMILE on my face.... i hope he can do the same for you....
omg....i luv this gurl....i barely met her last year but i luv her like i've known her my whole life....if you knew her you would feel the same way too....shes always there for me...she can relate to almost anything im going through in life because she's been there before too....we have alot of fun together too...lol...jocelyn is understanding and can make you feel good over something that is really really bad, she brightens my day.....
I LOVE YOU JOE!!!!!!!!<3 
<3I love my friends....they're awesome.... they're always there for me even when it''s hard for them. they always have my back and make sure I don't act too retarded....lol....but i luv them no matter what.....<3
My besties are ....Jocelyn, Alexis, Janice, Erica, Lauren, Alexis V, Tabby, Sydney, Mayquelin, Katie, Leslie, Nicole









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